Surely, without a Schurrle, today won't be as spectacular as yesterday. Right?
Then again, with just five goals away form the all-time tournament record for total goals scored, this past month of Brazil 2014 has served up a World Cup feast of truly epic proportions. At this point, it wouldn't surprise if this game ended 5-5. Or if all three remaining games were decided in a penalty kick shootout after three 0-0 results in regulation. Crazy business, man.
Also, this Brazil fan literally ate his jersey. Or his flag. Or some sort of other thing made of some sort of polyester fabric.
And then, EPIC BALLACK TROLLFACE:
2:53 postgame pic.twitter.com/Lrb8qYlHTE— TEDDY GOOALSEVELT (@edsbs) July 9, 2014
OHHHH GILBERTO SILVA AH VISH I COULD FEEL UR PAIN BUT ZE JOY OF ANNIHILATION FLOODS MEIN VEINS LIKE MANNSCHAFT FEET IN ZE UNDEFENDED BOX— TEDDY GOOALSEVELT (@edsbs) July 9, 2014
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FOOTBALL (all times BST):
21.00: World Cup, semifinal: Argentina vs. Netherlands