Oh, Sharkovic. You were the chosen one!
In other news...
MLB All-Star game rosters | SB Nation
In case you care.
Djokovic wins Wimbledon in epic five-set match against Federer | SB Nation
Amazing match, really. Thought my boy Federer was going to pull it off one last time, but alas, he choked the final set away. He shed a single tear. It was emotional.
Brazil appeal Thiago Silva yellow card, suspension | SB Nation
Oh Brazil, you so silly.
Freddy Adu goes on trial with AZ Alkmaar | Deadspin
American Messi about to resurrect his non-existent career. Y'all better make way; USA to win World Cup 2018.
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
Don't be ridiculous, it's early July. You can't have possibly expected any football to be on at this time... That being said, my local Sacramento Republic FC do have a game, one that had to be rescheduled from Friday thanks to the grassfire by the stadium. Monday Night Football! Woo.