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You guys.
Paul Pogba in London today.. pic.twitter.com/TA6AbRjBuX
— Mou (@josecfcmourinho) July 10, 2014
Pogba. Paul Pogba. THE Paul Pogba. You can tell by the haircut, because nobody from the real world would wear something like that. Pogba!
Pogba to fulham?
— Chelsea Stats (@ChelseaStats) July 10, 2014
London. SW6.
@Seb22 @TheChelseaTalk @feroze17 Pogba's probably on holidays in London at the minute anyway
— Sébastien C. (@SeBlueLion) July 10, 2014
Don't be ridiculous, Seb. It's far more likely he's shopping for a brand new contract at Harrod's. Buy five years, get one free and a bonus rhinestone tote with keys to Roman's yacht. Would you like that gift wrapped, sir?
Or maybe he's doing some real world scouting for his Football Manager save?
Earlier today, Dan Levene joined in the speculation as well. And that was before Paul Pogba apparated on the King's Road.
@ChelseaRumours /cancels Pogba shirt order
— Graham MacAree (@MacAree) July 10, 2014
There's still time to un-cancel it! And order one extra just for good measure.