Well I now know how I'll be spending the next few nights until the World Cup: watching Orange is the New Black, season 2. Woo! I know, if only you could live such an exciting life as well.
"Oh, he's a hitman? I thought he was a rapist; I'm so relieved!"
One down, twelve episodes to go.
In other news...
World Cup 2014 decided by cars | SB Nation
Can't say I agree. If the RS6 Avant was available in the US, I'd go buy it yesterday.
Croatia vs. Brazil decided with foosball | SB Nation
I think Dante's trying to speak German?
Fredy Guarin scores an impressive goal | SB Nation
Hey, remember when we almost bought him instead of Matic? That was almost stupid!
Hopefully the Madden cover curse won't apply | SB Nation
Richard Sherman wins the fan vote because Richard Sherman is awesome.
Eight infamous Stanley Cup final moments | SB Nation
California Chrome probably won't win the Triple Crown | SB Nation
Apparently it's a hard thing to do or some such. NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45: International Friendly: Argentina vs. Slovenia
19.45: International Friendly: Belgium vs. Tunisia
21.00: International Friendly: El Salvador vs. Spain
21.45: International Friendly: England vs. Honduras
23.00: International Friendly: USA vs. Nigeria
03.30 (next day): USL Pro, 4th vs. 10th: Sacramento Republic FC vs. Arizona United