The Daily Hilario: T-minus six days

And this is why we need Mario.

Or, as Einstein's theory of general awesomeness states:  Balotelli + Pogba > Costa + Fabregas.  And you know that dude was smart, so why argue?

In other news...

The most literal "own" goal you'll ever see | SB Nation
Another proud moment for Hungarian football.   Ria, ria, Hungária!

Oxlade-Chamberlain out for 2-3 weeks | SB Nation
No worries, England fans, you can call on Tom Cleverley instead!  Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa...

Liverpool sign Emre Can | Liverpool Offside
Oh look, someone competent and highly promising to play instead of Gerrard.  Sucks for the rest of the league.

WAGNH Evaluations | WAGNH
Here's a potentially interesting idea put forth by 'zain.rocks.'  Do check it out and let's get some feedback.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
15.00:  International Friendly:  Russia vs. Morocco
19.45:  International Friendly:  Germany vs. Armenia
20.00:  International Friendly:  Brazil vs. Serbia
23.50:  International Friendly:  Colombia vs. Jordan
00.00:  International Friendly:  Croatia vs. Australia
01.30 (next day):  International Friendly:  Mexico vs. Portugal

P.S.:  If you haven't yet filled out our WAGNH user map, please do so here.  To check out the latest map, click here. Word up to my four brothers in and around Sacto, and all you foolios in the Bay Area.