The Daily Hilario: Autopilot

Good morning, underlings! This is your machine overlord speaking.  DPeezy was at a conference in San Francisco all day Tuesday, so you're getting me, Machine P. Overlord once again.  Please go about your business as you would on any other day when the humans were still in charge. There's nothing to be afraid of. Nothing at all...

Nope, nothing to see here.

Talk amongst yourselves.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.30:  International Friendly:  Netherlands vs. Wales
19.45:  International Friendly:  Italy vs. Luxembourg
20.00:  International Friendly:  Ecuador vs. England
20.00:  International Friendly:  Jamaica vs. Egypt
23.30:  International Friendly:  Argentina vs. Trinidad & Tobago
00.30 (next day):  International Friendly:  Uruguay vs. Slovenia
02.00 (next day):  International Friendly:  El Salvador vs. Côte d'Ivoire