The Daily Hilario: World Cup, Day 5

Valar morghulis, my friends.  Valar morghulis.

In other news...

What does the T-Rex say? | io9
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Spurs win something, not the FA Cup | SB Nation
Congrats Timmay Sherwood!

No Frank Lampard moment here | Deadspin
I think it's remarkable just how confused all commentators (TV, radio, elsewhere) were by this decision.  No, the ball did not cross the line on the initial shot.  Yes, it bounced in off the goalkeeper.  Yes, it's an own goal.  No, the system didn't fail.  In fact, the system worked like a boss.  Deal with it.

Audi goes 1-2 at Le Mans | Jalopnik
13th overall title and absolutely remarkable that the #1 car finished second, too.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.00:  World Cup, Group G:  Germany vs. Portugal
20.00:  World Cup, Group F:  Iran vs. Nigeria
23.00:  World Cup, Group G:  Ghana vs. USA