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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 37

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. FOOTBALL!

Music is his aeroplane...
Music is his aeroplane...
Chris Brunskill

The big game is the late game today and I'm a bit torn.  On one hand, we need Romelu Lukaku to finally do us some loanee favor (unlike our very own Courtois, or Liverpool's Borini and Assaidi) and put City to the sword so that we can finish ahead of them.  And then St. Pulis would take care of Liverpool and we're campiones, campiones, ole ole ole...

On the other hand... maybe City should win this one and keep the pressure on Liverpool.  Should Liverpool slip up, then we could hope for a miracle from either Villa (they'd need referee help, obviously) or West Ham's 19th century siege tactics.  Either way, it's a long shot.

Also, COME ON YOU GUS POYETS! Don't let our (and Mike Dean's) gifts go to waste!

In other news...

Patrick Kane is the Eden Hazard of the NHL | NHL
At times perhaps appears a bit immature, often careless on D, but does unbelievable things on offense.  I love you, 20 Cent.

ESPN's latest World Cup ad | SB Nation
Watch it for the priceless England bit at the end.

Chelsea-Atletico sets FSI soccer viewing record | Soccer America
Shitty game, great numbers for Fox.

(Not really.) But this guy barehands the foul ball while holding his phone and his beer in the other hand, spilling neither.  Bit less impressive once you realize it's canned beer.  But still.  AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.15:  Championship, 11th vs. 7th:  Nottingham Forest vs. Brighton Hove & Albion
12.15:  Championship, 6th vs. 2nd:  Reading vs. Burnley
12.15:  Championship, 8th vs. 5th:  Blackburn Rovers vs. Wigan Athletic
12.45:  Premier League, 14th vs. 6th:  West Ham United vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00:  La Liga, 2nd vs. 17th:  Barcelona vs. Getafe
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 13th:  Aston Villa vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League, 7th vs. 17th:  Manchester United vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 20th:  Newcastle United vs. Cardiff City
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 19th:  Stoke City vs. Fulham
15.00:  Premier League, 12th vs. 8th:  Swansea City vs. Southampton
17.30:  Premier League, 5th vs. 3rd:  Everton vs. Manchester City
17.45:  Eredivisie, 12th vs. 5th:  Utrecht vs. Vitesse
19.45:  Coppa Italia, final:  Fiorentina vs. Napoli
03:30 (next day):  USL Pro, 5th vs. 10th:  Sacramento Republic FC vs. OC Blues

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