You're a good man, Tiago.
But one thing's for sure. Freebirds, you're out! In 2012, you fueled my watching of our glorious Champions League run, but the last two European Wednesday nights, you've let me down with matching 3-1 Chelsea losses. So take all your porky, beany, burrito-y, chips & queso-y goodness and stick it where the Sun don't shine. You hear me, Freebirds? We're done. DONE! I DON'T WANT TO EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!
And yes, I'm keeping the memories. They're mine. AND YOU GET NOTHING. NOTHING!
If you're feeling a bit down, here's Dr. DPeezy's prescription. Ninety minutes of Chelsea U21 in the U21 Premier League title playoffs, live on Chelsea TV. By winning the regular season, Chelsea get to play 4th place Manchester City at the Etihad. So that's a bit weird that we don't get home field advantage but whatever. UP THE BLUES!
In other news...
Brush up on FFP with our very own Jake F. Cohen | SB Nation
We shall soon find out if there are any actual teeth to this thing.
It could be worse, we could be Norwich | SB Nation
Currently leading their player of the year voting: third-string keeper Carlo Nash. Funny, subtle, trollish.
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.15: U21 championship playoffs, semifinal: Manchester City U21 vs. Chelsea U21
20.05: Europa League, semifinal second leg: Valencia vs. Sevilla (0-2 agg.)
20.05: Europa League, semifinal second leg: Juventus vs. Benfica (1-2 agg.)