clock menu more-arrow no yes mobile

Filed under:

The Daily Hilario: The place to be

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

If you buy something from an SB Nation link, Vox Media may earn a commission. See our ethics statement.

Richard Heathcote

My indoor team got throughly outclassed tonight (by the best team in our division). We conceded within 10 seconds of the kickoff and that basically set the tone for our 5-9 hiding. Hey, at least we kept them below double digits.

Now I'm washing to pain away with Sour in the Rye. I wish I could savor every sip forever.

In other news...

Apparently Fabio Liverani's achievements are being ignored in Italy | SB Nation
Fabio Liverani is the Italian national team's first black player and Serie A's first black manager, but his achievements are being taken away from him.

Christian Benteke ruptures Achilles in training | 7500 to Holte
Set to miss six months, including the World Cup. Romelu Lukaku becomes Belgium's first-choice striker by default.

The USMNT change shirt may be crap, but it comes in a cool box | SB Nation
Unboxing time!

The Yellowstone megavolcano is about to erupt! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! | Doubtful News
Or not.

This will not enhance the reputation of dealerships | Jalopnik
Mental note: get a dashcam.  Here's the dealer's response.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.30: Jose Mourinho press conference (live)
19.00: U21 Premier League. 15th vs. 6th: Stoke City U21 vs. Chelsea U21 (hey, that's us; not televised)
19.30: Bundesliga, 17th vs. 4th: HSV vs. Bayer Leverkusen
19.30: Ligue 1, 6th vs. 20th: Olympique Marseille vs. Ajaccio
19.45: Championship, 1st vs. 14th: Leicester City vs. Sheffield Wednesday

Sign up for the newsletter Sign up for the We Ain't Got No History Daily Roundup newsletter!

A daily roundup of Chelsea news from We Ain't Got No History