Because of Tim's incredible tactical preview, this isn't going to be your standard match preview. Seriously, go read that tactical preview and come back. I'll still be here when you get back.
So, now you've taken in the magnificence of that piece, it's time for some information about the match itself.
Opponent: Atlético de Madrid, Champions League semi-final, first leg.
Date/Time: Tuesday, 22 April, 2014, at 20:45 CEST ( 19:45 BST, 2:45 p.m. EST, 11:45 a.m. PST, 00:15 IST)
Venue: Estadio Vicente Calderón, Madrid, Spain
Referee: Jonas Eriksson of Sweden, who called this season's Super Cup match against Bayern München.
Weather: Mostly clear, no rain. Mild temperatures, medium humidity. Great football weather.
Predicted Chelsea XI: (4-2-3-1): Petr Cech; David Luiz, Gary Cahill, John Terry, César Azpilicueta; Ramires, Frank Lampard; Willian, Oscar, André Schürrle; Fernando Torres
Television, radio, and streaming:
United Kingdom: ITV 1, UTV, STV Scotland, BBC Radio 5 Live.
United States: FOX Sports 1, FOX Deportes, FOX Soccer 2Go, FOX Sports GO, SiriusXM FC.
India: TEN Sports India, Ten HD, Ten Action, TEN Sports LIVE.
Rest of the World: Click HERE for local listings.