The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 32

Another busy, exciting weekend ahead of us, filled with football, Formula 1, and fun. And hopefully that's fun and not [fuuuuuuun]. COME ON CHELSEA!

In other news...

2014 MLB Preview | SB Nation
On a related note, the Mariners will circle the globe twice during the season. Racking up those frequent flyer miles!

Iggles cut DeSean Jackson | SB Nation
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FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.45: Premier League, 7th vs. 12th: Manchester United vs. Aston Villa
14.30: U18 Premier League, 5th(N) vs. 4th(S): Manchester United U18 vs. Chelsea U18 (hey, that's us)
15.00: Premier League, 17th vs. 1st: Crystal Palace vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
15.00: Premier League, 9th vs. 8th: Southampton vs. Newcastle United
15.00: Premier League, 10th vs. 13th: Stoke City vs. Hull City
15.00: Premier League, 15th vs. 14th: Swansea City vs. Norwich City
15.00: Premier League, 16th vs. 19th: West Bromwich Albion vs. Cardiff City
15.00: La Liga, 8th vs. 2nd: Espanyol vs. Barcelona
17.30: Premier League, 4th vs. 3rd: Arsenal vs. Manchester City
17.45: Eredivisie, 4th vs. 6th: Vitesse vs. Heerenveen
19.00: La Liga, 4th vs. 1st: Athletic Bilbao vs. Atlético Madrid
20.00: MLS, 10th(E) vs. 6th(E): DC United vs. Chicago Fire
21.00: La Liga, 3rd vs. 13th: Real Madrid vs. Rayo Vallecano
01:30 (next day): USL PRO, 1st vs. 12th: LA Galaxy II vs. Sacramento Republic FC