Want a cardboard cutout of Fernando Torres? Today might be your lucky day

How this for a birthday present? £100 million Chelsea striker Fernando Torres is celebrating his 30th birthday by giving away a signed 'Simpsonised' cardboard cutout of himself:

To celebrate his 30th birthday @Torres is giving away his signed @TheSimpsons cut-out. RT to enter! #CFC pic.twitter.com/1G218ZMjlC

— Chelsea FC (@chelseafc) March 20, 2014

It's an unusual giveaway but kind of a fun one -- after all, who doesn't want a big cartoon cutout of Fernando Torres around? -- and it's also a lot better for Chelsea than El Nino's 27th birthday surprise, which involved replacing himself with a cardboard cutout for three years.

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