The Daily Hilario: March Madness, Day 1; Europa League

Welcome to the darkest night of the past 500 years. But the light is brightest after the dark, for the first four days of March Madness are here. And the first four days are the best. Basketball heaven. I am so excite! D!

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FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
18.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Anzhi vs. AZ (0-1 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Benfica vs. LOLSpurs (3-1 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Valencia vs. Ludogorets (3-0 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Fiorentina vs. Juventus (1-1 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Viktoria Plzeñ vs. Olympique Lyonnais (1-4 agg.)
21.05: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Napoli vs. FC Porto (0-1 agg.)
21.05: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Salzburg vs. FC Basel (0-0 agg.)
21.05: Europa League, Round of 16 second leg: Real Betis vs. Sevilla (2-0 agg.)