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The Daily Hilario: Champions League Round of 16 wraps up

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now let's watch Moyesy burn this mother down.

Robert Cianflone

I must say, I kind of agree with Mourinho. Despite the dumpster fire that is the Manchester United season, it isn't really that inconceivable that players of Van Persie's and Rooney's quality would overcome a 2-0 deficit at home. Either way, whoever emerges from this matchup will be the cupcake of the quarterfinals.

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Unfortunate. Especially poorly timed with a Clasico coming up this weekend.

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Like a pop-up dummy, you just can't keep him down. You know if you just sat out for a bit, you'd not only collect your fat severance paychecks, but also stop let your reputation rebuild for a minute. Though maybe the HULK will provide the winning combination once again.

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A newer hope! Though I kind of wish they'd just make a Thrawn movie.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45: Champions League, Round of 16 second leg: Borussia Dortmund vs. Zenit St. Petersburg (4-2 agg.)
19.45: Champions League, Round of 16 second leg: Manchester United vs, Olympiakos (0-2 agg.)

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