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The Daily Hilario: Working for the weekend

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to almost the weekend.

Jamie McDonald

Always an exciting time, Friday. House of Cards episode 4 really kicked things up a notch, didn't it?

My indoor soccer ("football") team lost tonight because our goalkeeper couldn't stop a shot to save his life. Thanks a lot, asshole.

When I'm feeling down, I watch Louis CK's story about punching his dog to save his life.

In other news...

Spot the sniper! | Guardian
Very cool. See if you can spot the camouflaged sniper in each of these photographs (scroll slowly to avoid spoilers)

Big fan of Sandro's beard | Daily Mail
Also, miss you, MRLSH.

Adidas beats Nike in the mold-to-your-feet boots race | SB Nation
TAKE MY MONEY. Primeknit, baby! Nike set to release their own take on this paradigm sometime next week. Boo, Nike! Boooooo!

Nico gets five matches and an £80k fine | SB Nation
I'm sure this won't be the last we've heard of this, but wouldn't it be nice if it was? As a concluding remark, you should read Andi Thomas's excellent (redundant adjective) article.

Pro tip: always play the friendly on target | SB Nation
So that was a bit of a farce.

Jose Saramago is one of my favorite writers; here's the trailer for a movie made from another one of his books | io9
If you look closely, the trailer is NSFW. And although Jakey-poo stars in it, y'all probably would be better off reading the book.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.30: Ligue 1, 17th vs. 14th: Evian TG vs. Nantes
19.30: La Liga, 4th vs. 13th: Athletic Bilbao vs. Granada

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