The Daily Hilario: Canada vs. USA hockey wars, loser keeps Bieber

Only a few days left of the 2014 winter olympic games, and they'll all be pretty big. Today we've got men's hockey semifinals and men's curling final. Woo!

In other news...

The great Canada vs. USA hockey wars of February 2014, loser keeps Bieber | SB Nation
EVERYTHING'S AT STAKE. The puck drops at 12pm EST, by which point we'll have known who won the Scandinavian equivalent of this thing as well (Finland vs. Sweden at 7am EST). On a related note, do check this out: TJ Sochi Oshie and why he's so good at shootouts.

76ers trade Spencer Hawes to the Cavaliers | SB Nation
Fun fact: my mother was Spencer's high school match teacher. Once, I almost thought about cashing in on that connection, but then I decided that Kings games are a horrible way to spend time.

Ricardo Quaresma scores a wondergoal | SB Nation
Instantly accomplishing more in several seconds than he has in several years. Wow!

Jonathan Soriano scores an even bigger wondergoal | SB Nation
As Salzburg absolutely destroy Ajax at home. Wow!

Barcelona charged with tax fraud over Neymar's transfer | SB Nation
Surprise!

Why NBC's primetime figure skating broadcast sucks | Deadspin
I feel this applies across most, if not all disciplines that they've covered during these Olympics.

Sink or sew: Betabrand turns crazy ideas into real clothes | The Verge
I'm proud to say I own about five things from Betabrand. Maybe six. Love 'em.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.30: Jose Mourinho press conference (live link)
19.30: Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 7th: Monaco vs. Reims
19.30: Bundesliga, 4th vs. 7th: Schalke 04 vs. Mainz 05