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The Daily Hilario: Olympics, day 6 and not much else

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Welcome to the new tradition.

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The Czechs eventually made a decent show of themselves against one of the big favorites Sweden on the first day of men's ice hockey at the Olympics. Halfway through the game, they already trailed 4-0 and things were looking grim. While they only brought it back to 4-2, their second and third period performance is certainly something to build from. Meanwhile, today, the big game is USA vs. Slovakia. Having lived in both countries, I'm like a house divided. Not even, mind - it's like 90% for Slovakia. COME ON HAPPY HOSSA DAY!

In other news...

Myron Rolle was almost the third Rhodes Scholar with an NFL career | SB Nation Longform
Almost. Until he wasn't. For a variety of reasons, probably. Or perhaps just one main one. Fascinating read.

Derek Jeter to retire after the 2014 season | SB Nation
Ugh. But in case you do like him, here's an article that calls him the G.O.A.T. of Yankees shortstops.

Gus Kenworthy is my new favorite olympian | SB Nation
Puppies!

Why Are Canadians So Bonkers About Curling? | Deadspin
Or, a better question, why isn't everyone bonkers about curling?

Everton fan of 30 years finally makes it to Goodison, only to see match canceled | Daily Mail
Amazing story, really.  And once Everton got wind of it via Twitter, they did the right thing.  Class.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
Nothing interesting at all. Noooooooooo...
Guess we'll just have to watch more Olympics. Yeyyyyyyyy...

Also. Here's Jose's new ride. Jealous.