The Daily Hilario: Headlock

OF MICE AND MEN:

Charlie Adam showing the best way to stop Alexis Sánchez. pic.twitter.com/OO00RDyvum

— Footy (@Footy) December 6, 2014

Thuglife.  Just wanted to pet it.

And then you see the crowd's reaction.

(I especially enjoy the person in the front row, right above/behind the purple-bibbed camera guy, who's just laughing her ass off.)

In Charlie's defense, that's just how you say "Good morning!" in Scotland.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Cristiano scores three, becomes fastest player to 200 La Liga goals | SB Nation
I think he may be pretty good.  Not sure yet.  Need more proof.

RDM getting some results with Schalke | SB Nation
Chelsea humiliation aside...

Agüero injured | SB Nation
The only thing certain right now is that he'll miss the Roma match in three days.  But if it's serious knee ligament damage, he could be looking at months if not the rest of the season.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
13.30:  Premier League, 5th vs. 8th:  West Ham United vs. Swansea City
14.00:  FA Cup, 2nd round:  Wycombe Wanderers vs. AFC Wimbledon
14.00:  Serie A, 4th vs. 6th:  Genoa vs. AC Milan
15.45:  Eredivisie, 11th vs. 5th:  Vitesse vs. Twente
16.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 20th:  Aston Villa vs. Leicester City
16.00:  La Liga, 3rd vs. 12th:  Barcelona vs. Espanyol
16.30:  FA Cup, 2nd round:  Colchester United vs. Peterborough United
20.00:  Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 13th:  Olympique Marseille vs. Metz
20.00:  MLS Cup, final:  LA Galaxy vs. New England