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WaFFLe:
2nd vs. 1st: Avalanche vs. DP's All-Stars
3rd vs. 11th: Cahill for Jesus vs. In Hazardous Kompany
7th vs. 4th: Dynamo Hawkeye vs. Mother Hen Mourinho
9th vs. 8th: Haz Mat Suits vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz
12th vs. 5th: West Staines Massiv vs. B Tret
10th vs. 6th: Silent James & the Falcao Punch vs. Langers Athletic
BEER OF THE WEEKEND:
Preparing for the worst with plenty of Boddingtons.
ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.00: U18 Premier League, 1st(S) vs. 2nd(S): Chelsea U18 vs. Leicester City U18 (hey, that's us)
12.45: Premier League, 9th vs. 1st: Newcastle United vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
15.00: Premier League, 13th vs. 6th: Stoke City vs. Arsenal
15.00: Premier League, 17th vs. 16th: Hull City vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00: Premier League, 8th vs. 14th: Liverpool vs. Sunderland
15.00: Premier League, 19th vs. 18th: Queens Park Rangers vs. Burnley
15.00: Premier League, 10th vs. 15th: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Crystal Palace
17.30: Premier League, 2nd vs. 11th: Manchester City vs. Everton
17.30: FA Cup, 2nd round: Wrexham vs. Maidstone United
SAVE IT FOR THE MORNING AFTER:
ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30: Bundesliga, 17th vs. 6th: Stuttgart vs. Schalke 04
15.00: La Liga, 19th vs. 3rd: Elche vs. Atlético Madrid
16.00: Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 8th: PSG vs. Nantes
17.00: Serie A, 2nd vs. 10th: Roma vs. Sassuolo
17.30: Bundesliga, 1st vs. 3rd: Bayern Munich vs. Bayer Leverkusen
19.00: La Liga, 1st vs. 8th: Real Madrid vs. Celta de Vigo