The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 15

WaFFLe:
2nd vs. 1st:  Avalanche vs. DP's All-Stars
3rd vs. 11th:  Cahill for Jesus vs. In Hazardous Kompany
7th vs. 4th:  Dynamo Hawkeye vs. Mother Hen Mourinho
9th vs. 8th:  Haz Mat Suits vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz
12th vs. 5th:  West Staines Massiv vs. B Tret
10th vs. 6th:  Silent James & the Falcao Punch vs. Langers Athletic

BEER OF THE WEEKEND:
Preparing for the worst with plenty of Boddingtons.

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.00:  U18 Premier League, 1st(S) vs. 2nd(S):  Chelsea U18 vs. Leicester City U18 (hey, that's us)
12.45:  Premier League, 9th vs. 1st:  Newcastle United vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 6th:  Stoke City vs. Arsenal
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 16th:  Hull City vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00:  Premier League, 8th vs. 14th:  Liverpool vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 18th:  Queens Park Rangers vs. Burnley
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 15th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Crystal Palace
17.30:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 11th:  Manchester City vs. Everton
17.30:  FA Cup, 2nd round:  Wrexham vs. Maidstone United

SAVE IT FOR THE MORNING AFTER:

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 17th vs. 6th:  Stuttgart vs. Schalke 04
15.00:  La Liga, 19th vs. 3rd:  Elche vs. Atlético Madrid
16.00:  Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 8th:  PSG vs. Nantes
17.00:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 10th:  Roma vs. Sassuolo
17.30:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 3rd:  Bayern Munich vs. Bayer Leverkusen
19.00:  La Liga, 1st vs. 8th:  Real Madrid vs. Celta de Vigo