The Daily Hilario: Matchday 14

WaFFLe (already in progress):
1st vs. 10th:  Avalanche vs. In Hazardous Kompany
2nd vs. 4th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Mother Hen Mourinho
3rd vs. 8th:  Cahill for Jesus vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz
6th vs. 7th:  Dynamo Hawkeye vs. B Tret
9th vs. 5th:  Haz Mat Suits vs. Langers Athletic
12th vs. 11th:  West Staines Massiv vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch

BEER OF THE DAY:
Now that I'm back home, I'm back to working my way through this 24-count Sam Adams winter variety pack.  Sadface.  Though a friend just alerted me that he found Pilsner Urquell limited edition cans in the wild.  Oh frabjous day!

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
19.45: Premier League, 7th vs. 3rd:  Arsenal vs. Southampton
19.45: Premier League, 1st vs. 9th:  Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur (hey, that's us!)
19.45: Premier League, 11th vs. 18th:  Everton vs. Hull City
19.45: Premier League, 14th vs. 2nd:  Sunderland vs. Manchester City

SYNTH RIFF OF THE DAY:

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.00:  Copa del Rey, Round of 16, first leg:  L'Hospitalet vs. Atlético Madrid
20.00:  Ligue 1, 15th vs. 2nd:  Lille vs. PSG
21.00:  Copa del Rey, Round of 16, first leg:  Huesca vs. Barcelona