THE ORIGINAL, AND THE STILL (?) THE BEST:
Hats off to you, Mr. Carson Williams of Mason, OH. It feels just like yesterday that this clip was making the rounds via email (and NBC's Today Show even did a segment).
A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Entourage movie trailer | Polygon
Because what we really needed was an Entourage movie. That being said, I'll go watch it just for Ari. And Sloan. And Drama. VICTORY!
Zdenek Zeman sacked by Cagliari | SB Nation
Also known as just another Tuesday in the Zeman household. A somewhat interesting/negative take on him in this article though, one that fails to mention that Zeman's greatest talent is perhaps spotting and nurturing young or overlooked talent, rather than actually getting results.
The best local (i.e. relatively obscure) Christmas traditions | io9
I knew a lot of people who did the carp thing, but we just bought a filet instead.
HOLY FOOTBALL, BATMAN! (all times GMT):
11.00: Turkish Third Division, Group 1: Batman Petrolspor vs. Ankara Adliyespor
(Once, in an FM save in a galaxy far, far away, I took Kırklarelispor from the third division to the top league. Good times. But had I known, I would've chosen Batman's team instead!)