The Daily Hilario: Blue Monday

WHOA, WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

So, Fats Domino (not actually related), New Order, or Orgy?  Who wore it best?  My vote goes for the late '90s aggro.

HOLY CATFISH!

Not only did the Seahawks put up a franchise record 596 yards on the vaunted, best-record-in-the-NFC Arizona D, Marshawn Lynch produced one of the greatest runs you'll ever see.  And he didn't even start the game because of an upset stomach / strained back!  A career long for Money Lynch there.  A little extra flourish at the end, too, to tie it back nicely with BEASTQUAKE of a few years ago.  Be sure to watch it with Steve Raible's call in the background.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
17.30:  Supercoppa Italiana:  Juventus vs. Napoli
20.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 1st:  Stoke City vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)