The Daily Hilario: Midweek mashup madness

SEPHIROTH WOULD BE PROUD:

I'm quite certain this is my favorite mashup of all time.  OF ALL TIME!

IN OTHER NEWS:

If you're going to live in the desert, this is not a bad way to go about it | The Verge
But how are their Internet speeds and cell phone reception?

Multidirectional elevators! | io9
Whaaaa?

Grant Brisbee on the stupidity of baseball rumors | SB Nation
Replace baseball with football and "winter meetings" with "transfer window" and there ya have it.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
18.30:  FIFA Club World Cup:  Cruz Azul vs. Real Madrid
19.00:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 15th:  Bayern Munich vs. Freiburg
19.30:  FA Cup, 2nd Round replay:  Chester vs. Barnsley
19.45:  Capital One Cup:  Derby County vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
19.45:  Capital One Cup:  Sheffield United vs. Southampton