The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 16

WaFFLe:
2nd vs. 3rd:  Avalanche vs. Cahill for Jesus
7th vs. 1st:  Dynamo Hawkeye vs. DP's All-Stars
9th vs. 11th:  Haz Mat Suits vs. In Hazardous Kompany
12th vs. 4th:  West Staines Massiv vs. Mother Hen Mourinho
10th vs. 8th:  Silent James & the Falcao Punch vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz
6th vs. 5th:  Langers Athletic vs. B Tret

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 5th(S) vs. 1st(S):  West Ham United U18 vs. Chelsea U18 (hey, that's us)
12.15:  Championship, 4th vs. 1st:  Middlesbrough vs. Derby County
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 5th:  Burnley vs. Southampton
15.00:  Premier League, 1st vs. 18th:  Chelsea vs. Hull City (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 13th:  Crystal Palace vs. Stoke City
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 2nd:  Leicester City vs. Manchester City
15.00:  Premier League, 14th vs. 4th:  Sunderland vs. West Ham United
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 11th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Aston Villa
17.30:  Premier League, 6th vs. 7th:  Arsenal vs. Newcastle United

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 5th vs. 12th:  Schalke 04 vs. Köln
14.30:  Bundesliga, 3rd vs. 1st:  Augsburg vs. Bayern Munich
15.00:  La Liga, 12th vs. 2nd:  Getafe vs. Barcelona
17.00:  La Liga, 5th vs. 11th:  Valencia vs. Rayo Vallecano