The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 11

WaFFLe:
1st vs. 5th:  Avalanche vs. B Tret
7th vs. 4th:  Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz vs. Langers Athletic
2nd vs. 11th:  Mother Hen Mourinho vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
10th vs. 12th:  In Hazardous Kompany vs. West Staines Massiv
6th vs. 9th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Haz Mat Suits
3rd vs. 8th:  Cahill for Jesus vs. Dynamo Hawkeye

With the top six separated by just three points, the WaFFLe's hotting up.  DING!

BEER OF THE WEEKEND:
Zlaty Bažant | Pivovar Hurbanovo - Back in the olden days, in the old country, we used to drive by this brewery every time we visited my grandparents.  Home comforts -- though (unsurprisingly) it's not nearly the same in the export bottle as it is on tap.

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.45:  Premier League, 7th vs. 1st:  Liverpool vs. Chelsea
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 14th:  Burnley vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 17th:  Manchester United vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 18th:  Southampton vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 5th vs. 16th:  West Ham United vs. Aston Villa
17.30:  Premier League, 19th vs. 3rd:  Queens Park Rangers vs. Manchester City

IMPROVISED SCENE OF THE WEEKEND:

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 12th vs. 1st:  Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Bayern Munich
15.00:  La Liga, 14th vs. 4th:  Almería vs. Barcelona
17.30:  Bundesliga, 18th vs. 15th:  Werder Bremen vs. VfB Stuttgart
19.00:  La Liga, 1st vs. 12th:  Real Madrid vs. Rayo Vallecano
19.30:  MLS Playoffs:  DC United vs. NY Red Bull (0-2 agg.)
19.45:  Serie A, 4th vs. 7th:  Sampdoria vs. AC Milan