DREAMS OF BEING A FOOTBALL MANAGER:
Well, I managed a whopping two hours with this thing today, before snapping back to reality and realizing that I had real world commitments and obligations to attend to. Need more hours in the day!
As is tradition, the first game is with Chelsea. Time to set plan BUY ALL THE HOT PROSPECTS in motion.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Black Hills Brawl | SB Nation Longform
Very cool, very good story about one of the longest, yet least known (college) football rivalries in America.
Andy Dalton's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day on TNF | SB Nation
Be sure to watch the video. It's glorious (unless you're a fan, I suppose). He had a QB rating of 2. TWO! Worst ever for the Bungals. Which says something.
Star Wars Episode VII has a name | The Verge
The Force Awakens. And then it brushes its teeth. Because morning breath is the worst.
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
14.00: Jose Mourinho press conference (LIVE)
17.30: Fortuna Liga, 8th vs. 7th: Spartak Myjava vs. FC DAC 1904
19.30: Bundesliga, 13th vs. 6th: Hertha BSC vs. Hannover 96
19.45: La Liga, 20th vs. 16th: Córdoba vs. Deportivo La Coruña
19.55: FA Cup, 1st Round: Warrington Town vs. Exeter City
20.00: Championship, 23rd vs. 19th: Bolton Wanderers vs. Wigan Athletic