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For the first time EVER in my life, I bought a Chelsea-related product that's made entirely of non-natural fibers. Sure, sure, I have a couple home shirts (er... jerseys) hanging in the closet. Both were received as gifts. Though in fairness, I would've eventually plunked down the cash for the 2008-09 home kit because, for me, that's the ultimate (modern) Chelsea home shirt. But I digress.
My Friday night indoor team decided to switch it up for this season. Out with the white shirts, in with the... uh... turquoise? Let's just say that color is not exactly a staple of my wardrobe. Orange? Yes. Primary colors? Yes. Black and gray? You bet. Turquoise? Get outta here. Plus, it's an impossible color to spell.
But, in a rather fortunate confluence of events, the Chelsea training shirts are a match for this dastardly color switcheroo on my team's part and so now I can proudly feel like a super crappy Gary Cahill (i.e. Gary Cahill on any given day HEYOOO), while I pretend to be a super awesome David Luiz.
Do you realize they charge $50 for this crap? Come on!
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Which reminds me, I really need to re-watch Twin Peaks.
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