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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 13

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1st vs. 4th:  Avalanche vs. Mother Hen Mourinho
2nd vs. 6th:  DP's All-Stars vs. B Tret
3rd vs. 5th:  Cahill for Jesus vs. Langers Athletic
7th vs. 11th:  Dynamo Hawkeye vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
9th vs. 12th:  Haz Mat Suits vs. West Stains Massiv
10th vs. 8th:  In Hazardous Kompany vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz

Was going to go with something from Elysian (Superfuzz Blood Orange is just too cool), but the parents had a couple liter-bottles of homemade cider from Rockridge Orchards and that was mighty excellent.  Not too sweet, not too sour, just perfect.

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.45: Premier League, 13th vs. 8th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Arsenal
15.00: Championship, 3rd vs. 6th:  Middlesbrough vs. Blackburn Rovers
15.00: Premier League, 19th vs. 16th:  Burnley vs. Aston Villa
15.00: Premier League, 12th vs. 11th:  Liverpool vs. Stoke City
15.00: Premier League, 4th vs. 17th:  Manchester United vs. Hull City
15.00: Premier League, 7th vs. 15th:  Swansea City vs. Crystal Palace
15.00: Premier League, 20th vs. 18th:  Queens Park Rangers vs. Leicester City
15.00: Premier League, 6th vs. 5th:  West Ham United vs. Newcastle United
17.30: Premier League, 14th vs. 1st::  Sunderland vs. Chelsea

Third time's the charm.  IMAX, 70mm, finally.  Still good.  No, scratch that.  Still great!  Better than the second time in fact.  The sound design comes across so much better in the dome of an IMAX theater.  Wow.

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
16.00:  Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 11th:  PSG vs. Nice
18.30:  Bundesliga, 7th vs. 9th:  Schalke 04 vs. Mainz 05
18.30:  Bundesliga, 4th vs. 11th:  Bayer Leverkusen vs. 1. FC Köln
18.30:  Bundesliga, 13th vs. 1st:  Hertha Berlin vs. Bayern Munich
18.45:  Eredivisie, 12th vs. 14th:  Vitesse vs. Go Ahead Eagles
19.00:  La Liga, 6th vs. 1st:  Málaga vs. Real Madrid
20.00:  MLS Playoffs:  New England vs. NY Red Bull (2-1 agg.)

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