The Daily Hilario: Shop 'til you drop

BLACK FRIDAY:

Time to shop 'til you drop.  Or not shop at all, because Black Friday is a bit ridiculous.  Still, 50% off Starcraft 2 was too good to pass up.  Even though I don't think I even have the time to play it.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Everything we're thankful for in soccer | SB Nation
Zlatan, Neymar, mustaches, etc...

Pele transferred to 'special care unit' with urinary tract infection | SB Nation
Not to be confused with an intensive care unit.

Aberdeen schools may start using Football Manager in classes | SB Nation
The kid who signs Tó Madeira gets an A+.

A eulogy for RadioShack, the panicked and half-dead retail empire | SB Nation
It's not a quick read, but it's Jon Bois.  So read it anyway.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.00:  U18 Premier League, 10th(S) vs. 1st(S):  Southampton U18 vs. Chelsea U18 (hey, that's us)
19.30:  Ligue 1, 1st vs. 4th:  Olympique Marseille vs. Nantes
19.30:  Bundesliga, 14th vs. 18th:  Freiburg vs. Stuttgart
19.45:  La Liga, 16th vs. 19th:  Real Sociedad vs. Elche