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RIP R.A. Montgomery, Creator Of The "Choose Your Own Adventure" Books | io9
Hello there, childhood.

New teaser for Better Call Saul | The Verge
Series set to start February 8.

A guide to some of Hearthstone's newest cards | Polygon
The expansion will be live some time in December.  You can also see some of the new cards on their Facebook page.  After taking a break for a few weeks, I started playing again recently and it remains fun.  Until you start getting serious about it, and then you get frustrated by the somewhat stale meta.  The 120 new cards should help remedy that situation, methinks.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.00:  Jose Mourinho press conference (LIVE)
12.30:  U18 Premier League, 1st(S) vs. 6th(S):  Chelsea vs. Arsenal (hey, that's us)
19.30:  Ligue 1, 9th vs. 2nd:  Metz vs. PSG
19.45:  Championship, 6th vs. 17th:  Brentford vs. Fulham
19.45:  La Liga, 11th vs. 12th:  Athletic Bilbao vs. Espanyol