The Daily Hilario: Thursday worst day

SCIENCE:

Thursday is the worst day.  Prove me wrong.

Let me save you the effort: you can't!

GREATEST GOALS DVD:

A new (official) compilation by Chelsea.  Now, pray tell, why can't this be released as a digital download? Can we get with the times yet?  It doesn't even have to be current times, just not last decade times.  COME ON, TARS!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Ivory Coast and Cameroon play out a two-minute version of Austria-West Germany | SB Nation
Well done, I guess.  (In case you're unfamiliar, that reference is to the 'Disgrace of Gijón.')

Best (national) team in Europe: Slovakia | SB Nation
Slovenskoooooo!  The only way is down from here.

The hype is strong with this one | SB Nation
The next Sidney Gretzky-Lemieux.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45:  FA Cup, 1st Round Replay:  Maidstone United vs. Stevenage