The Daily Hilario: Manchester Derby

Here's a proper derby for ya.  None of this Chelsea-QPR little league stuff.  This is the business, right here.

COME ON MUTUAL FORFEIT:

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
11.00:  La Liga, 15th vs. 4th:  Athletic Bilbao vs. Sevilla
11.30:  Eredivisie, 13th vs. 8th:  Utrecht vs. Vitesse
13.30:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 8th:  Manchester City vs. Manchester United
14.00:  Serie A, 6th vs. 10th:  Sampdoria vs. Fiorentina
14.30:  Bundesliga, 3rd vs. 4th:  Gladbach vs. Hoffenheim
16.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 14th:  Aston Villa vs. Tottenham Hotspur
19.45:  Serie A, 5th vs. 15th:  AC Milan vs. Palermo
21.00:  MLS Playoffs:  NY Red Bull vs. DC United
02.00 (next day):  MLS Playoffs:  FC Dallas vs. Seattle Sounders