The Daily Hilario: JFH's new job; Chelsea U18s; Friday internationals

HIS NAME IS TOO LONG TO FIT INTO A SONG:

JFH got himself a new job, his second managerial appointment, this time at Burton Albion.  How wonderful!

IN OTHER NEWS:

BEASTMODE BREAKING MADDEN | SB Nation
This week featuring Money Lynch.

Andi Thomas on the best parts of FIFA's report | SB Nation
"Read: if anybody does get in trouble as a result of this investigation, they're an idiot."

Kompany injures calf, may miss a couple Man City games | SB Nation
Ruh-roh.

NYCFC unveil home shirt for inaugural season | SB Nation
So much creativity!

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.00:  U18 Premier League, 2nd(S) vs. 9th(S):  Chelsea U18 vs. Fulham U18 (hey, that's us)
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualification:  Germany vs. Gibraltar 
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualification:  Scotland vs. Ireland
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualification:  Serbia vs. Denmark
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualification:  Hungary vs. Finland
19.45:  Int'l Friendly:  France vs. Albania
19.45:  Int'l Friendly:  USA vs. Colombia
23.00:  Int'l Friendly:  Chile vs. Venezuela