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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 10

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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1st vs. 4th:  Avalanche vs. Langers Athletic
5th vs. 11th:  B Tret vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
7th vs. 12th:  Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz vs. West Staines Massiv
3rd vs. 8th:  Mother Hen Mourinho vs. Haz Mat Suits
10th vs. 9th:  In Hazardous Kompany vs. Dynamo Hawkeye
6th vs. 2nd:  DP's All-Stars vs. Cahill for Jesus

Slowly but surely, DP's All-Stars have put together a five-game winning streak (after starting our season with four straight losses).  This week, they meet their match in Cahill for Jesus who have also notched five wins in a row and currently sit second.  Meanwhile, first place Avalanche put their four-match streak on the line against 4th place Langers Athletic.

Back in Black | 21st Amendment Brewery - straight from The Bay to my belly.  A recent favorite that has entered the permanent rotation over the summer.  Extremely drinkable, but not boring.

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 11th(S) vs. 1st(S):  Reading U18 vs. Chelsea U18 (hey, that's us)
12.00:  Championship, 4th vs. 23rd:  Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Birmingham City
12.45:  Premier League, 14th vs. 7th:  Newcastle United vs. Liverpool
15.00:  Premier League, 5th vs. 20th:  Arsenal vs. Burnley
15.00:  Premier League, 1st vs. 19th:  Chelsea vs. Queens Park Rangers (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 6th:  Everton vs. Swansea City
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 2nd:  Hull City vs. Southampton
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 13th:  Leicester City vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00:  Premier League, 12th vs. 4th:  Stoke City vs. West Ham United


ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.00:  Serie A, 7th vs. 2nd:  Napoli vs. Roma
14.30:  Bundesliga, 16th vs. 5th:  HSV vs. Bayer Leverkusen
15.00:  La Liga, 14th vs. 3rd:  Granada vs. Real Madrid
16.00:  Ligue 1, 17th vs. 2nd:  FC Lorient vs. PSG
17.00:  La Liga, 5th vs. 18th:  Atlético Madrid vs. Córdoba
17.00:  Serie A, 17th vs. 1st:  Empoli vs. Juventus
17.00:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 15th:  Bayern Munich vs. BVB
19.00:  La Liga, 1st vs. 6th:  Barcelona vs. Celta de Vigo
19.45:  Serie A, 20th vs. 8th:  Parma vs. Internazionale
20.00:  MLS Playoffs:  Columbus Crew vs. New England
21.00:  La Liga, 17th vs. 7th:  Real Sociedad vs. Málaga
00.00 (next day):  MLS Playoffs:  Real Salt Lake vs. LA Galaxy

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