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WaFFLe:
1st vs. 11th: Avalanche vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
5th vs. 12th: Langers Athletic vs. West Staines Massiv
4th vs. 9th: B Tret vs. Haz Mat Suits
8th vs. 7th: Cesc-y Jonjo Schnoz vs. Dynamo Hawkeye
2nd vs. 3rd: Mother Hen Mourinho vs. Cahill for Jesus
10th vs. 6th: In Hazardous Kompany vs. DP's All-Stars
BEER OF THE WEEKEND:
What do you mean there's no beer in the house?! The whole system is breaking down!
ENGLAND (all times BST):11.00: U18 Premier League, 1st(S) vs. 6th(S): Chelsea U18 vs. Fulham U18 (hey, that's us)
12.15: Championship, 18th vs. 10th: Millwall vs. Cardiff City
12.45: Premier League, 4th vs. 2nd: West Ham United vs. Manchester City
15.00: Premier League, 5th vs. 11th: Liverpool vs. Hull City
15.00: Premier League, 3rd vs. 10th: Southampton vs. Stoke City
15.00: Premier League, 17th vs. 7th: Sunderland vs. Arsenal
15.00: Premier League, 14th vs. 16th: West Bromwich Albion vs. Crystal Palace
17.30: Premier League, 8th vs. 15th: Swansea City vs. Leicester City
MOVIE OF THE WEEKEND:
I tried watching this thing called Grand Budapest Hotel. What a giant waste of time that was. Yeah yeah whimsy schmimsy. Not impressed. At least Steve Zissou had cool hats.
ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
16.00: Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 3rd: PSG vs. Bordeaux
17.00: La Liga, 3rd vs. 1st: Real Madrid vs. Barcelona
17.30: Eredivisie, 7th vs. 16th: Vitesse vs. NAC Breda
19.30: MLS, 2nd vs. 1st: Seattle Sounders vs. LA Galaxy
19.30: Serie A, 3rd vs. 2nd: Sampdoria vs. Roma
19.30: Bundesliga, 6th vs. 10th: Bayer Leverkusen vs. Schalke 04