The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 8

WaFFLe:
2nd vs. 12th:  Avalanche vs. West Staines Massiv
10th vs. 11th:  Silent James & the Falcao Punch vs. Haz Mat Suits
7th vs. 5th:  Langers Athletic vs. Dynamo Hawkeye
1st vs. 4th:  B Tret vs. Cahill for Jesus
6th vs. 8th:  Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz vs. DP's All-Stars
3rd vs. 9th:  Mother Hen Mourinho vs. In Hazardous Kompany

BEER OF THE WEEKEND:
Dale's Pale Ale | Oskar Blues Brewery -- Pick up a 12-count variety pack from Oskar Blues that they were selling at Costco, which includes four of these classic craft brews (and 4 Scotch ales, which are decent and 4 Little Yellas, which are pretty good Pilsners).  But the hybrid American/India Pale Ale is the classic offering, famous for being one of the very first canned craft beers in the USA.  It's not the best, it's certainly not the worst.  It's good stuff, especially when poured into my COURAGE Men in Blazers pint glass.

ENGLAND (all times BST):
12.15:  Championship, 16th vs. 2nd:  Cardiff City vs. Nottingham Forest
12.45:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 6th:  Manchester City vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00:  Premier League, 8th vs. 11th:  Arsenal vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 7th:  Burnley vs. West Ham United
15.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 1st:  Crystal Palace vs. Chelsea
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 10th:  Everton vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 12th:  Newcastle United vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 13th:  Southampton vs. Sunderland
18.15:  League One, 7th vs. 10th:  Bradford City vs. Sheffield United

SONG OF THE WEEKEND:

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 18th:  Bayern Munich vs. Werder Bremen
14.30:  Bundesliga, 16th vs. 4th:  VfB Stuttgart vs. Bayer Leverkusen
14.30:  Bundesliga, 14th vs. 13th:  1.FC Köln vs. BVB
15.00:  La Liga, 17th vs. 4th:  Levante vs. Real Madrid
17.00:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 16th:  Roma vs. Chievo
17.30:  Bundesliga, 11th vs. 12th:  Schalke 04 vs. Hertha Berlin
17.30:  Eredivisie, 8th vs. 11th:  Willem II vs. Vitesse
19.00:  La Liga, 1st vs. 10th:  Barcelona vs. Eibar
19.30:  Serie A, 20th vs. 1st:  Sassuolo vs. Juventus
20.00:  MLS, 7th(W) vs. 4th(W):  Colorado Rapids vs. FC Dallas