The Daily Hilario: T-minus two days

No sleep till NextChelseaMatchOnSaturdayyyyyyyyy...

Ok, two sleeps.  Fine.

If we have to.

IN OTHER NEWS:

UEFA charge both Serbia and Albania after abandoned match | BBC
"Albania are charged with "refusing to play" and the "display of an illicit banner" [while Serbia are] charged with insufficient organisation, crowd disturbance, setting off/throwing of fireworks and missiles, field invasion by supporters and the use of a laser pointer." Which is all well and good, but as SBN's Kristen Schlewitz writes, who's going to ensure that UEFA learn their lesson, too?

Thiago Alcantara re-injures his knee | SB Nation
Not good.

There's no flopping in baseball! | SB Nation
Well, thanks to AJ, there is now.

Chicago outshoots Calgary 50-18, loses anyway | SB Nation
And this is why I drafted Hiller as my third goalkeeper in the WAGNH Fantasy Hockey Draft.

Nexus 6 announced | The Verge
HUGE.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
14.30:  ISL:  NorthEast United vs. Atlético de Kolkata
20.00:  Copa del Rey:  Las Palmas vs. Numancia
01.00 (next day):  MLS:  Houston Dynamo vs. New England Revolution
01.30 (next day):  Copa do Brasil:  Santos vs. Botafogo