The Daily Hilario: Chelsea Ladies FC; Internationals

CHELSEA LADIES FC

I don't follow the women's game at all, but as I understand it, they go for the WSL title live on TV today Sunday at 2pm BST, away against Manchester City.  Win and the title goes to Chelsea.

It'll be on BT Sport 2.  Here's head coach Emma Hayes to clue you in.

(I thought this was today -- not sure why -- but it turns out it's on Sunday instead.  Considering it an early heads-up then!)

HAWKS WIN!

Outside of about 10 minutes in the third period, the Blackhawks played rather terribly in their first game of the new NHL season.  Not often you see the Hawks get outshot as comprehensively as the Stars did through the first two periods.  Thank you based Corey Crawford!

But then the real team showed up, tied up the game at 2-2 despite Kari Lehtonen's best efforts and won it on the shootout with 20 Cent making his chance count this time (and no broken stick like on the basically empty net one-timer!).  Also, hahahaha Ales Hemsky; that was turrrrrble.

One down, 81 more to go.  And then 16 wins.  See, it's all very simple.

And we're talking hockey because we're still looking for a few good men and/or women to join the WAGNH Fantasy Hockey league.  Drop a comment below if you're interested.  Don't let me down, foolios!

IN OTHER NEWS:

BREAKING MADDEN | SB Nation
Like, amazing.  BEEFTANK returns!

Stupid NCAA rules rear their stupid heads once again | SB Nation
And suspend Todd Gurley.

Tomorrowland teaser | io9
Consider me teased.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
14.00:  FA WSL:  Manchester City Women vs. Chelsea Ladies FC
17.30:  ACN 2015 Qualifying:  Botswana vs. Egypt
17.45:  Euro U21 Qualifying:  England U21 vs. Croatia U21
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualifying:  Netherlands vs. Kazakhstan
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualifying:  Turkey vs. Czech Republic
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualifying:  Belgium vs. Andorra
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualifying:  Italy vs. Azerbaijan
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualifying:  Bulgaria vs. Croatia
19.45:  Euro 2016 Qualifying:  Wales vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina
00.00 (next day):  Int'l Friendly:  USA vs. Ecuador
03.00 (next day):  MLS:  Seattle Sounders vs. Vancouver Whitecaps