The Daily Hilario: FA Cup, fourth round weekend, Saturday edition

Time to escape the clutches of that Mata-event horizon. Thank goodness for the football. I'm ready for the new normal.

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Lovely. Much like my trusty, beloved MacBook Pro, on which I'm typing these words and letters.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.45: FA Cup, fourth round: AFC Bournemouth vs. Liverpool
16.30: Bundesliga, 5th vs. 13th: Wolfsburg vs. Hannover 96
15.00: FA Cup, fourth round: Bolton Wanderers vs. Cardiff City
15.00: FA Cup, fourth round: Southend United vs. Hull City
15.00: FA Cup, fourth round: Sunderland vs. Kidderminster
15.00: FA Cup, fourth round: Wigan Athletic vs. Crystal Palace
15.00: FA Cup, fourth round: Manchester City vs. Watford FC
15.00: Championship, 8th vs. 4th: Blackburn Rovers vs. Derby County
15.00: Championship, 1st vs. 9th: Leicester City vs. Middlesborough
15.00: La Liga, 3rd vs. 10th: Real Madrid vs. Granada
16.00: Ligue 1, 14th vs. 1st: Guingamp vs. PSG
17.30: FA Cup, fourth round: Stevenage vs. Everton
19.00: Jupiler Pro League, 15th vs. 4th: OH Leuven vs. Zulte-Waregem
19.45: Serie A, 9th vs. 1st: Lazio vs. Juventus