Or perhaps I should call it JM-Day. Jose Mourinho Day. Juan Mata Day. Brace yourselves.
In other news...
Spurs latest club to be linked with Fredy Guarin | Cartilage Free Captain
A more pertinent question at this point may be who hasn't been linked with Fredy and his unreasonable contract demands.
Sandro Rosell resigns as FC Barcelona President | Barca Blaugraenes
Something stinks in the land of Neymar. Somehow I doubt Rosell will be the only casualty in this brewing controversy.
A David Stern retrospective | SB Nation
Speaking of controversial heads-of-state in sports, here are Stern's 30 "greatest hits" as NBA commissioner.
Canada cracks down on the sale of Marmite, Irn-Bru, others | BBC
Our friendly neighbors are finally getting into the spirit of the Boston Tea Party! Take THAT, Monarchy!
The definitive ranking of London Tube lines | Buzzfeed
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.30: Jose Mourinho press conference (live link)
19.30: Ligue 1, 3rd vs. 15th: Lille vs. Rennes
19.30: Bundesliga, 3rd vs. 1st: Gladbach vs. Bayern Munich
19.45: FA Cup, fourth round: Arsenal vs. Coventry City