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The Daily Hilario: The one not about Juan Mata

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The red menace
Michael Steele

Hey, did you hear the one about Mata and Manchester United? This is the one place where you don't get to analyze it however hypothetically, or talk about it however logically, or whine about however repetitively. Especially that last one. Especially that last one. Capiche?

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19.55: Coupe de la Ligue, second round: PSG vs. Montpellier

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