The Daily Hilario: Please put your pants back on, for here there be alligators

Alrighty, boys and girls, the pants party is over.  Back to business.  And by business I mean Card Hunter, which is my latest 24-hour obsession.

In other news...

Here there be alligators | SB Nation
The latest longform from SBN and the first one that I can think of that has its own background music.  It's worth a read, even if you're like me, and find the whole subject matter of alligator hunting a bit unsettling for one reason or another.

Everton sell Nikica Jelavic to Hull City | SB Nation
Speaking of mythical beasts and survival of the fittest, Romelu Lukaku's eating up his competition.

Jim Harbaugh wears $8 khakis from Walmart | Niners Nation
He gets paid $5m/year.  Pleated khakis are ridiculous.  Come on, man...

California's $25 billion plan to "save" its water supply | The Verge
And by save, they mean make sure that Central and Southern California divert enough from Northern California.  One day, we will go to war over this.

FOOTBALL (all times EST):
12pm:  MLS SuperDraft (it's not just any ol' draft; still, not sure why you'd ever care, but whatever, it's basically the only thing going on besides some Copa del Rey action in Spain but none of that seems even remotely interesting.)