The Daily Hilario: Moyes's credentials, Solksjaer's first signing, winter's return

I finished playing about three hours ago, but I'm still on an adrenaline high. At half-time, we were losing 4-1. At the final whistle, we had won 5-4. It was amazing, it was awesome, it was Thursday night indoor rec. league B. So basically the World Cup.

In other news...

Manchester United players raise concerns over David Moyes credentials | The Guardian
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA DON'T EVEN CARE IF ANY OF THIS EVEN REMOTELY TRUE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
HA!

Daniel Agger out for a month | SB Nation
Which means more Mamadou Sakho for one of our title top four rivals. More Mamadou Sakho is good for us and bad for them.

Cardiff City's Norwegian manager signs a Norwegian player | Cardiff City FC
I went to high school with a girl of Norwegian descent. She had red hair and her name had a 'k' followed by a 'j' in it. She used to say "it's hard to humble when you're Norwegian." Magnus Wolff Eikrem's biggest claim to fame however is being a demi god in FM 2007. What Kim Kallstrom was to CM 01/02, Wolff-Eikrem was to FM 2007. On topic, I'm still waiting for you to become the greatest ever, Salvatore Foti!

The forgotten story of ... Dallas Tornado's 1967-68 world tour | The Guardian
Chelsea's USA and Asia tours seem so inconsequential in contrast.

BBWAA suspends Dan Le Batard, bans him from voting ever again for the Hall of Fame | Deadspin
File this one under 'water is wet.' Deadspin played it perfectly. Change starts here!

Woman devours 72oz steak in under three minutes | SB Nation
Beef; it's what's for dinner! Not sure if I should be amused, aroused, disgusted, impressed, or some combination thereof.

Game of Thrones returns for Season 4 on April 6 | The Verge
Winter is coming. In spring! Mark you calendars.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45:  Championship, 1st vs. 4th:  Leicester City vs. Derby County (Bamford watch!)
20.00:  Ligue 1, 17th vs. 2nd:  Montpellier vs. Monaco (the hosts won the league not two years ago and now they're relegation threatened; crazy...)