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Alright, José. It's been a funny joke so far. Well funny may be an overstatement, but then again you're an artist extraordinaire, a bit like Andy Kaufman.
But we get it - ha ha - you're just trying to make everyone else in the league feel better. But let's get us a win today, yeah?
Jose Mourinho apology to fans in today's programme: "Sorry about your disappointment, but we will give you happiness"
— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) September 21, 2013
Yes!
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Chelsea starting lineup (4-2-3-1):
Petr Cech | Ashley Cole, John Terry, Gary Cahill, Branislav Ivanovic | John Obi Mikel, Ramires | Eden Hazard, Oscar, Andre Schurrle | Samuel Eto'o
Substitutes from: Mark Schwarzer, Cesar Azpilicueta, Michael Essien, Frank Lampard, Kevin De Bruyne, Willian, Fernando Torres
Fulham starting lineup (4-4-1-1):
David Stockdale | Kieran Richardson, Fernando Amorebieta, Brede Hangeland, Sascha Riether | Damien Duff, Steve Sidwell, Scott Parker, Alex Kacaniklic | Pajtim Kasami | Darren Bent
Substitutes from: Neil Etheridge, Philippe Senderos, Giorgios Karagounis, Adel Taarabt, Hugo Rodallega, Elsad Zverotic, Mesca
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The greyest of grey skies...
Welcome to Stamford Bridge. Just under an hour to go before we take on Fulham... #CFC pic.twitter.com/qmcnE2ZKsj
— Chelsea FC (@chelseafc) September 21, 2013