Part Three of the Transfer Deadline Extravaganza. Isn't it exciting?
Spoiler alert: Chelsea ain't gonna buy anyone and Juan Mata isn't going to be sold.
Sometimes at night, if I go out into my backyard, I get a faint whiff of some strong, strong bullshit. You see I live right next to cow pastures. And a rendering plant. All of England must smell like that on a night like this. But onwards with the transfer rumor circlejerk:
- Make up rumor
- Deny rumor
- Go back to Step #1; do not pass
Can we at least get some better rumors? How about more Khedira? Or surprise Cavani? Something, anything new and bold and exciting...