Palace vs. Spurs / Chelsea Pre-match Open Thread

So, the tally so far - as far as our closest rivals are concerned - for the first weekend of the 2013-14 season:

1. Liverpool play well and see out a 1-0 win over Stoke. Thanks for nothing, Jonathan Walters. I guess you're not Chelsea after all.
2. United continue to be United as they beat Swansea away 4-1. Disappointing for those of us who had believed that Fergie's black magic would dissipate with his retirement...
3. Spurs play in thirty minutes; City play tomorrow.
4. Arsenal ... ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha hah aha hah ha hah ahahahhahahahahhhhaha...

Discuss.