I know what everyone's thinking. We've seen it all before. Transfer rumour updates. Transfer rumour analysis. International friendly reviews. Jose Mourinho quotes. Unabashed David Luiz loving. It's June, the season's over, and it's difficult not to settle into a pattern of repetition. But fear not, for this! This is something you've never seen here before.
Clearly Malouda put his time in exile with the youth team to good use. The Frenchman temporarily joins Petr Cech in the ranks of Chelsea drummers -- if there are other musicians in the Blues squad, I haven't heard of them, but I'm sure Juan Mata sings like an angel and was composing beautiful symphonies as a toddler, because Juan Mata. Anyway, good for Florent for still having fun.