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Meet Victor, a twenty-two year old wing-forward at Chelsea Football Club. He sometimes scores goals. He's then "lovingly embraced" by the vicious zombie horde of his Chelsea teammates.
EXHIBIT 1: NOV 3, 2012; SWANSEA
John Obi Mikel gets the ball rolling, with an assist/hold from Gary Cahill and a random fan
EXHIBIT 2: NOV 7, 2012; SHAKHTAR
Just four days later, Cahill, with perfect technique, graduates to primary lead. Juan Mata with the assist
EXHIBIT 3: JAN 5, 2013; SOUTHAMPTON
A look of terror on Moses's face, as David Luiz is caught in mid grapple, the right arm swinging in for the close. Juan Mata once again chips in with the assist, while Demba Ba wonders what sort of shenanigans his new club gets up to...
EXHIBIT 4: FEB 27, 2013; MIDDLESBROUGH
Starting to learn his lesson, Moses goes on the offensive and tries to head off an attack from Eden Hazard. He's not successful (not pictured).
EXHIBIT 5: APR 4, 2013; RUBIN KAZAN:
Fed up with being left out of everything for so long, Benayoun joins the action. Zorres with the distracting hug-trap assist.