Champions League Open Thread: Zlatan versus Barca highlights a very interesting day

It's a Champions League Tuesday, and unfortunately, Chelsea are not involved. There are a pair of excellent matchups today though, as well as several games in which Chelsea youngsters on loan may feature.

Carlo Ancelotti, Alex, and the Zlatan will host the diveiest team on Earth, with David Beckham making a start in the pivot?!? Meanwhile, the Bayern Munich Machine will try to better their nine goal weekend against HSV when they host Chelsea-killing Juventus. On the loan front, there will be starts for both Josh McEachran and Nathaniel Chalobah today, with the Watford/Hull matchup being particularly intriguing in the Premier League promotion chase.

Use this thread to discuss the games, express outrage every time Sergio Busquets takes a dive, laugh at Juve, marvel at Zlatan, and hope that both Chelsea midfielders impress. Please do all of that without linking to illegal streams though, and don't direct others on how to find them either.